February 2012
“It isn’t given to us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via tarrinj)
“I will remember your small room, the feel of you, the light in the window, your...”
– Charles Bukowski (via mermaid-4-life)
Me: It's so warm in here.
Paul McCartney:
Me:
Paul McCartney:
Me:
Paul McCartney: Get out of my bed.
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itstooearlytobeawake:
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
omg that is so genius
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
afternoonsnoozebutton:
sinidentidades:
What if I wear a short skirt and a pair of sneakers?
What then, Taylor?
Taylor.
Hey.
What then?
You just broke Taylor.
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if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via emilyisobsessed)
Reporter: Do you think people are going to remember the Beatles?
John: They'll never be able to forget us.
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I'm Christi.: Things to do if you're sad: →
christinarag:
Go running. Run as fast or slow as you wish. Just keep running until your mind stops racing.
Take a shower in water as hot as you can handle. This also feels nice after that run you just completed.
Listen to music that has no lyrics. I like RATATAT, Explosions in the Sky, and El Ten Eleven,…
